Do you know about  “garbage collection for managed languages” ?
“problem. move to new suburb, modem not work.

LEDs come on but 600 mA modem power supply not provide enough grunt for modem to dial.
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He suspects that his computer might have picked up a virus and he visits his friends to borrow an entire “suite of defraggers, viruscheckers, password managers, system checkers, etc.”

He installs the CDs and “machine go apeshit, trying to dialupconnect to net in order to touch down with home corporation, download virus definitions, machine crash, restart, try to dialupconnect forty times. uninstall entire thing. machine happy.”

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The quote is from a Google group at http://tinyurl.com/6apf5h
The drawings are by Gary Olson for the Cartoon College.

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